Colin Powell can't be in Barack Administration

Yo my peoples.  I know my title is a really big assumption considering that we really haven't voted as yet.  But who cares.  I know you don't cause if you did you wouldn't be reading this crap.  And to be honest, I can't even lie to you(well i could but it would be pointless) what you are about to read is pretty much just that.  Are you done being stunned with my self deprecating? I do it all the time.  Ok i am even getting bored with the rhetoric back to the regularly sometimes irregular broadcasted writing.

I don't know how many of you know this but Colin Powell is a great man.  His skills as a general and secretary of state would be an asset to any administration.......except a Barack led administration.  If you haven't noticed Barack is Black(Hey that rhymed).  What does that mean Sheldon (Na duh e eee(ya'll remember that.  only NYers probably)).  Barack's blackness means nothing for African Americans.  But means alot for Jamaicans.  WHY?  Because if he selects Colin Powell for any position it is over, due to us knowing that he is Jamaican.

We didn't want to mess with him while he was working under Bush because we knew Cheney carries more cutlass than we do.  But under Barack OHH MY OH ME!  First off he can forget thinking his name is phonetically colon.  He would get calls while he is meeting in the Oval office with Barack talking bout 

"Eh Barry, wey Cahlin deh? Tell im se Juni de pon di phone."  

"Excuse me? This iS our emergency phone how did you get this number"

"Boss lisen mi, you don't worry how mi get it. U just tun ova di phone to Cahlin.  Tell im dat mass ronal want to know if im cyan borro di plane fi di weekn. "

"Plane?"

"Yes man, di 1 we u ride pon all di while.  I just need a borros fi carry 2 barrel down fi mi granny.  And fi pick up sitin. Mi granny se di sweet sop dem nice so mi haffi go pick up couple"

Barack to Colin. "Do you know a Juni?"

Juni hears and says "No man im no no me.  Mi is jus a yard breddrin"

Ya'll get the picture. Next we would try to use Colin name like a get out of jail free card.  "Does you know who I is? Eee? Does you? I related to one of di top man.  GET YU HAN OFA MI BEFOR MI LASS YOU AND CALL CAHLIN!"

There are so many reasons this would be a bad.  I don't want to over saturate your mind with the options.  But trust me, i personally would abuse that type of west indian power.  I would call him middle of the night with "Cahlin, wha gwaan?  Dis a shelly. Mi just want to know if you lend me a bills(Patwa for $100 or an undisclosed amount of money).  Or just buy me di new Jordan dem.  Tonite me wha look fresh fi di Passa Passa"

Anyhow.  Barack THE VOTE!!

Forward this to yardies and fools alike,

Respek

Di Yard Man